AUSTRIA-HUNGARY (Andy Jamieson)
F(Tri) - Alb; A(Bud) - Ser; A(Vie) - Gal (FAILED)

ENGLAND (Jim O'Neil)
A(Lpl) - Edi; F(Lon) - NTH; F(Edi) - NWG

FRANCE (Paul Lacey)
A(Par) - Bur; A(Mar) - Spa; F(Bre) - MAO

GERMANY (Greg Jacobson)
F(Kie) - Den; A(Mun) - Ruh; A(Ber) - Kie

ITALY (James Douglas)
A(Ven) - Tyr; A(Rom) - Apu; F(Nap) - ION

RUSSIA (Chris Groenewald)
F(Sev) - BLA (FAILED); A(Mos) - Ukr; A(War) - Gal (FAILED); F(StP) sc - GoB

TURKEY (Pablo Echevarria)
A(Con) - Bul; F(Ank) - BLA (FAILED); A(Smy) - Con

PRESS

ALB: There are a few things that YOU MUST take on board.

From now on you must submit, in one e-mail, your orders, possible retreats/disbands & as we are in autumn, they must have possible builds/disbands. Any questions, please ask or have a look at an article I wrote about it, http://mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/alb_gsb/diplomacy/articles/ordretdisbui.htm

I do keep stats for various games & have added your openings to one of them called Diplomacy Openings. You can see those by using http://mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/alb_gsb/diplomacy/stats/normalopens.htm

StP Gov't: Hustle and buffel now what will we do? The little blue men might eat the green shoe. An English attack on the French will we see? Or will we see Hitler go looking for tea. Smack in the middle will Austria sizzle or could we see Russia walk right into Prussia. Who is left out? How foolish of me, I've left out the Turks, could I be blamed there nation's a shame...

Anon: 1st edition of the Secret Enquirer is out! Let's take a look shall we:

SCIENCE AND MATH SECTION.

Dr. Blank has recently been inquiring into the relationship between repeating decimals and whole numbers. Today, in his column, he intends to show us how 0.999.repeating equals 1,

" Let us note:

1/3 = 0.333.repeating to infinity so to speak.

Now, we observe that,

0.333.x 3 = 0.999. to infinity.

And,

1/3 x 3 =1

Remember now:

1/3 = 0.333.

Therefore, we can create the equation as follows:

0.333.x 3 = 1/3 x 3

Therefore:

0.999. = 1"

This is only the elementary proof. If there are any people out there who

want to "calculus proof", please do not hesitate to demand it.

CURIOUS SECTION.

Curiously enough, in the current game "Coolie Loach", the Italian and English players prefer the same type of girl. A Jet City Woman.

Curiously, gravity does not affect light waves.

LEISURE SECTION.

The fortune of the great powers to come;

Today's fate predicted, Italy and Germany!

Italy: You know what 2 colors make green, don't you?

Germany: You may think you have a friend to the east, but beware the bear!

The Secret Enquirer would like to thank all its sponsors for making it possible to continuously run with such high standards. We couldn't do it without you.

Russia: Our Juggernaut will crush you all

Autumn 1901 deadline: 5pm BST; 21st April 2006.