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MUDSKIPPER - Spring 1903
GM Ally Bain
Russia took a hit! Hang on. Russia took two hits!! Oh. Russia took two hits & a possible future hit!!! The hits & possible future hit came from Austria, Italy & England respectively.
Who is France going to hit? Turkey did hit! Germany might be looking forward to hitting.
AUSTRIA-HUNGARY (Mike Pearce)
A(Tri) s ITALIAN A(Tyr) - Vie; A(Bud) s A(Ser) - Rum; A(Ser) - Rum
ENGLAND (Patrick D'hyon)
A(Lon) - Nwy; F(Lpl) - Wal; F(NAO) - NWG; F(NTH) c A(Lon) - Nwy; F(Bel) Stands
FRANCE (Brian Koon)
A(Pic) s A(Bur); A(Bur) s A(Pic); A(Pie) - Tus; F(MAO) - NAf; F(WMS) - TYS
GERMANY (Ron Snyder)
A(Mun) - Boh (FAILED); A(Ber) - Sil; A(Ruh) - Mun (FAILED); A(Hol) s ENGLISH F(Bel); F(Den) - Swe (FAILED)
ITALY (John Engstrom)
A(Tyr) - Vie; A(Ven) - Rom; F(ION) - Tun
RUSSIA (Tomas Mraz)
A(Boh) s A(Vie) (CUT); F(Swe) - Den (FAILED); F(Sev) - Rum (FAILED); A(Rum) - Bud (FAILED, DISLODGED - DISBANDED NRO); A(Vie) s A(Rum) - Bud (CUT, DISLODGED - DISBANDED NRP); A(Mos) - Ukr; A(Ukr) - Gal
TURKEY (Leif Kjetil Tviberg)
F(AEG) - ION; F(Con) - AEG; F(EMS) s F(AEG) - ION; A(Bul) - Ser; A(Gre) s A(Bul) - Ser
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Lon Gov't: ARTHUR: Consult the Book of Armaments!
BROTHER MAYNARD: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one.
SECOND BROTHER: And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--
MAYNARD: Skip a bit, Brother.
SECOND BROTHER: And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
MAYNARD: Amen.
KNIGHTS: Amen.
(Monty Python)
Austrian Gov't: "Bit tight in this corridor - can someone open the emergency exit ?"
Autumn 1903; 7pm GMT 10th December 2003
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GM Ally Bain Russia took a hit! Hang on. Russia took two hits!! Oh. Russia took two hits & a possible future hit!!! The hits & possible future hit came from Austria, Italy & England respectively. Who is France going to hit? Turkey did hit! Germany might be looking forward to hitting.
AUSTRIA-HUNGARY (Mike Pearce) PRESS Lon Gov't: ARTHUR: Consult the Book of Armaments! BROTHER MAYNARD: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one. SECOND BROTHER: And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu-- MAYNARD: Skip a bit, Brother. SECOND BROTHER: And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.' MAYNARD: Amen. KNIGHTS: Amen. (Monty Python) Austrian Gov't: "Bit tight in this corridor - can someone open the emergency exit ?" Autumn 1903; 7pm GMT 10th December 2003 |