SNAKE HEAD - Autumn 1904 GM Ally Bain
If you're country only had one home SCs, which would you prefer to play; Austria or Germany or the NMRd Italy?
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AUSTRIA-HUNGARY (Pete Smith) A(Sil) - War; F(ION) - Nap; F(Apu) s F(ION) - Nap; A(Ven) - Tri; A(Ser) s A(Ven) - Tri; F(ADS) - Ven
ENGLAND (Joshua Ellery) A(Edi) - Hol; F(NTH) c A(Edi) - Hol; F(HEL) - Kie; F(Den) s F(HEL) - Kie; A(Lon) Stands
FRANCE (Herman v der Meulen) A(Bel) s ENGLISH A(Edi) - Hol; A(Bur) s A(Mun); F(GoL) - TYS; F(Tun) s F(GoL) - TYS; F(MAO) - WMS; A(Mun) Stands
GERMANY (Andy Powell) A(Kie) s A(Ber) - Mun (CUT, DISLODGED - DISBANDED NRO); A(Pru) - War (FAILED); A(Ber) - Mun (FAILED)
ITALY (Brian Wansleeben - NMR!) A(Vie) Stands ; F(Nap) Stands (DISLODGED - DISBANDED NRP); F(TYS) Stands (DISLODGED - DISBANDED BY GM); A(Rom) Stands
RUSSIA (Mikey Lamont) A(Lvn) - War (FAILED); A(Mos) s A(Lvn) - War (CUT); A(Bud) s TURKISH A(Rum) - Ser (MISORDER)
TURKEY (Ian Pringle) F(EMS) - ION; F(AEG) s F(EMS) - ION; A(Gre) - Bul; A(Rum) - Bud (FAILED); A(Ukr) s AUSTRIAN A(Sil) - War; A(Sev) - Mos (FAILED)
Autumn 1904 Adjustments: A: War, +Nap, Tri, Ser, Ven, Gre, -Bud = 6; No change. E: +Hol, +Kie, Den, Lon, Edi, Nwy, Lpl = 7; Gains 2. F: Bel, +Tun, +Mun, Mar, Spa, Por, Bre, Par = 8; Gains 2. G: Ber -Hol, -Kie, -Mun = 1; Loses 3. I: Vie, Rom, -Tun, -Nap = 2; Loses 2. R: Mos, +Bud, StP, Swe = 4; Gains 1. T: Bul, Rum, Sev, Con, Ank, Smy = 6; No change.
Builds/Disbands: A: None. E: Builds A(Lpl), F(Edi). F: Builds A(Mar), F(Bre). G: Removes A(Pru). I: None. R: Builds A(StP). T: None. PRESS ALB - Rom Gov't: Hopefully you'll submit orders for S05 as otherwise... ALB: On the 26th March, in Britain, it isn't just Mothers Day but we put our clocks forward one hour & are on British Summer Time (BST). Future Deadlines will be BST. Anon: From the headlines of the infamous world news leader, we bring you the Seasonal Press International Newspaper (“SPIN”). With a readership of a staggering 6 individuals, SPIN is your source for happenings, happenstance, sheer idle gossip, and unfounded conjecture. Whether it happened or not, you'll find our probing investigative reporting interesting and plausible. Message from the Editor, SPIN: It has come to our attention that many of our subscribers are contemplating canceling their SPIN subscriptions. Even though we strive to keep our prices competitively low, world leaders cite shortages of basic materials and the need to scale back on luxuries due to their respective war efforts. Always at the forefront of innovation in the field of journalism, SPIN is happy to report that future copies of SPIN will be printed on two-ply toilet paper free of charge. We hope that by manufacturing a publication that can serve a dual purpose that we can entice you, our loyal readership, to continue your subscription with us. (Our research and development team hopes to perfect the SPIN-Blanket and Edible-SPIN.) Headline: "Turkish Regime Gaining Steam" -- With the new found riches being produced by its recent acquisition of Sevatopol and Ukraine, the Sultan looks to invest in Turkey's future by equipping all of his military and industrial machines to run off of steam power. While hardly a new invention in this reporter's eyes, Turkey's general population has been shielded from the outside world for so long that they have lost track of what exactly constitutes cutting edge technology. When asked why internal combustion engines were not being implemented instead, Field General Shad al Jazeer exclaimed that, "The only combustion a pious Turk can speak of is the fire of Allah's will in his belly. Anything else are lies told by the infidel." Wanted: Any information related to the rogue Austrian army. Reports indicate that the rabble-rousing group has left ranks and gone AWOL. The army was last seen bar hopping in Silesia with an intent to spend Spring Break on the beaches of Berlin. Please send any information to Austrian Hedaquarters, Budapest. Austrian Gov't: Field Marshal Count Von Haehtrarp was sat in the corner of his office. He looked vacantly out of his window to the street below. Suddenly his eyes narrowed, and a slight twitch started above his left check. His hands grasped the china cup, and after a moment, it exploded into tiny fragments, but Haehtrarp did not notice. "GUARDS GUARDS" he yelled. The two solders outside his door looked at each other in fear. What was the reason why their beloved commander has flipped his lid over the past few days?. Rumour had it that the Great One had been upset by resent press in the SPIN, others thought it was because he was angry with the low morals of his neighbours government leaders. They pushed open the door to the Lord and Masters office reluctantly. "Hail Great One, May the colour Brown spread across the world" Field Marshal Count Von Haehtrarp pointed out of his open window.. "That man in the red coat, see him?, arrest him and take him to the darkest jail" "Yes Sir, do you think he's a reporter for the SPIN, or is he Brian Wansleeben, Mikey Lamont, or Ian Pringle?" "NO" roared Haehtrarp, " The little shite is SMOKING!" The penny dropped with the two solders, the short temper was due to reason number three --- 10 days without smoking --. Spring 1905 deadline: 5pm BST, 3rd April 2006.
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