SKILGANNON - Spring 1901 GM Andy Scott
And we're off............
AUSTRIA-HUNGARY (Alvaro Iribarrem) A(Vie) - Gal (FAILED); A(Bud) - Tri (FAILED); F(Tri) - Alb
ENGLAND (John Kowchak) F(Lon) - NTH; A(Lpl) - Edi; F(Edi) - NWG
FRANCE (Damian Earle) A(Mar) Stands; A(Par) - Pic; F(Bre) - MAO
GERMANY (Greg Pierce) A(Ber) - Kie; A(Mun) - Bur; F(Kie) - Hol
ITALY (Richard Hucknall) A(Ven) - Tri (FAILED); A(Rom) - Apu; F(Nap) - ION
RUSSIA (Brian May) A(Mos) - Ukr; A(War) - Gal (FAILED); F(Sev) - BLA (FAILED); F(StP) sc - GoB
TURKEY (Cory Larson) F(Ank) - BLA (FAILED); A(Con) - Bul; A(Smy) - Arm
PRESS Andy-All: Please don't forget the retreats and BUILDS for Autumn 1901. Andy-All: Please can you all remember to label your orders with the game name - Your power - and the season the orders are for. ENG-All: The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it. -King George the Mad AUTUMN 1901 DEADLINE: 09:00 GMT, Monday 19th September, 2005.
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